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1. What If... Humans Laid Eggs?

What If... Humans Laid Eggs?

"What If..." is a satirical podcast in the style of RadioLab and This American Life. It asks the really silly questions and provides the even sillier answers. Starring Anna Rubanova and Siobhan Thompson with special guests Betsy Kenney, Dru Johnston, Adam Bozarth and Jon Bershad. Edited by Anna Rubanova. Music by Matt Rubano. Egg and Dachshund sandwich available here: http://bit.ly/1VFkRWi

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2. "Tales from the Longbox"with Halle Kiefer, Dom Manzolillo, and John Timothy

On this special comic book episode: Infinite Crossover, Doctor Doom has the hiccups, the Joker consults with his decorator, the X-Men smell someone smoking weed at 9 AM, Spider-Man goes suburban, Captain Britain, a slumber party gets into some Thor Loko, The Invisible Woman has advice on browsing the internet safely, and the Reverse Punisher. Left Handed Radio is written and performed by Adam Bozarth, Dan Chamberlain, Matt Little, Anna Rubanova, and Brett White with Halle Kiefer, Dom Manzolillo, and John Timothy. Original music by Dan Warren

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3. Sequel Machine: "Harry Potter 9 3/4" with Kirk Damato, Aaron Jackson, Amy Jackson, and Taylor Moore

Sequel Machine:

Every month, The Sequel Machine recruits 25 writers to write the sequels for film's biggest franchises one page at a time. The catch is, the writers only get to read the page before theirs in a round-robin, exquisite corpse style. The end result is a hilarious, twisted, and as coherent as any misquided Hollywood sequel. This month: Harry Potter 9 3/4. Performed by: Adam Bozarth, Matt Little, Anna Rubanova, Brett White, Kirk Damato, Aaron Jackson, Amy Jackson, Taylor Moore Opening act: Soce, the Elemental Wizard. Follow @soce on Twitter. See the next Sequel Machine show live The Hobbit 4. UCB Theatre East, 3rd Street & Avenue A. Thursday, November 1st, 11:00 PM Written by: Brett White, Brandon Gulya, Kevin Hines, Lauren Hunter, Alan Starzinski, Nate Dern, Silvija Ozols, John Timothy, Nicole Drespel, Chris Scott, Achilles Statalemaky, Pat Baer, Halle Keifer, Adam Bozarth, Kelly Sue DeConnick, Katey Healy-Wurzburg, Dru Johnston,Will Hines, Jeremy Bent, Frank Hejl, Michael Hartney, Jeff Rubin, Kirk Damato, and Matt Little. Script produced by Brett White and Matt Little. Episode sponsored by Audible.com. Get a free audiobook by signing up for a free trial at www.audiblepodcast.com/lefthanded.

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4. Bonus Episode: "Hey, Earwolf!" with Neil Casey and Nick Thune

Bonus Episode:

On this bonus episode: We've compiled all of our submissions for the Earwolf Challenge in one handy place! Sketches include Salad Horse, Crash Cab, Live Your Life Right with Herb, The Orb, Dinner with Batman, Doug and the P.A. System, Dog Lawyer, Man Facts, Orson Welles is Ruined, Rock and Roll for Beginners, and Roboborat. Written and performed by Adam Bozarth, Dan Chamberlain, Matt Little, Taylor Moore, and Anna Rubanova, with special guest performers Neil Casey and Nick Thune. Special thanks to the Earwolf Challenge without whom this wouldn't have been an episode. Many thanks to Matt Besser, Peter and Frank, all of the guest judges, and to the many great (and few scary) fans from the Earwolf forums. www.LeftHandedRadio.com | [email protected] | 413-547-1055

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5. Bonus Episode: "Thanks for the ride, Torp."

Bonus Episode:

On this bonus episode: Torp gives his co-worker a ride to work and reveals a personal, and pathetic secret. Performed by Adam Bozarth and Taylor Moore. www.LeftHandedRadio.com | [email protected] | 413-547-1055

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6. Bonus Episode: "Greg for President"

Bonus Episode:

On this bonus episode: Greg Boliver campaigns hard to get one man's vote. Performed by Matt Little and Taylor Moore. Don't forget: Live show on February 26th, 6 PM at the UCB East Theater in New York! Reserve tickets here! www.LeftHandedRadio.com | [email protected] | 413-547-1055

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7. Bonus Episode: "Live from the CBGB Festival" with The Mike Hadge Trio

Bonus Episode:

On this bonus episode: We are part of the CBGB Festival, but we also were too drunk to write. Instead, we give Taylor the Punk test, Mister Brizki takes roll call, the Delicious Boys give a speed makeover to an audience member's aura, the Mike Hadge Trio performs, an audience member plays everyon'es favorite game show "Gimme That Dick," and we fire off the Donated Clothing Slingshot. This month's show was written and performed by Adam Bozarth, Dan Chamberlain, Matt Little, Taylor Moore, and Anna Rubanova with Jeremy Bent, Dave Bluvband, Kathy Salerno, and the Mike Hadge Trio. Thanks to Emily Fleming, Kirk Larsen, and Pat Baer in the booth. Cover photo by Curtis Retherford. Make reservations for Spider-man 4.

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8. Sequel Machine: "Dark Knight 4" with Jeremy Bent, Michael Hartney, Kevin Hines, and Jim Santangeli

Sequel Machine:

Every month, The Sequel Machine recruits 25 writers to write the sequels for film's biggest franchises one page at a time. The catch is, the writers only get to read the page before theirs in a round-robin, exquisite corpse style. The end result is a hilarious, twisted, and as coherent as any misquided Hollywood sequel. This month: Dark Knight 4. Performed by: Adam Bozarth, Dan Chamberlain, Matt Little, Anna Rubanova, Jeremy Bent, Michael Hartney, Kevin Hines, Jim Santangeli, and Brett White See the next Sequel Machine show live: 9thmare on Elm Street. UCB Theatre East, 3rd Street & Avenue A. Thursday, October 4th, 11:00 PM Script produced by Brett White and Matt Little. Written by: Adam Bozarth, Brett White, Anna Rubanova, Dave Bluvband, John Freiler, Taylor Moore, Katey Healy-Wurzburg, John Timothy, Matt Little, Lee Rubenstein, Jason Saenz, Mike Scollins, Matt Braunsdorf, Brandon Gulya, Benjamin Apple, Daniel Mirk, Erik Tanouye, Kirk Damato, Chris Principe, Alex Zalben, Matt Mayer, Jon Gabrus, Justin Tyler, and Joe Berkowitz Opening act: Katey Healy-Wurzburg

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9. WLHR Breaking News: Mayor Harrison's Dine-and-Dash Testimony

WLHR Breaking News: Mayor Harrison's Dine-and-Dash Testimony

WLHR BREAKING NEWS: Clearfield Mayor Roger Harrison Testifies Regarding Allegations of Felony-degree Dine-and-Dash Mayor Harrison is expected to read a list of 65 people who will attest that they have shared a meal at a restaurant together and that Harrison never once skipped out on the bill before paying. Starring Anna Rubanova and Adam Bozarth Edited by Anna Rubanova and Adam Bozarth

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10. Sequel Machine: "G. I. Joe 3taliation" with Aaron Burdette, Amy Whitehouse, and Frank Hejl

Sequel Machine:

Every month, The Sequel Machine recruits 25 writers to write the sequels for film's biggest franchises one page at a time. The catch is, the writers only get to read the page before theirs in a round-robin, exquisite corpse style. The end result is a hilarious, twisted, and as coherent as any misquided Hollywood sequel. This month: G. I. Joe 3taliation. Performed by: Adam Bozarth, Dan Chamberlain, Matt Little, Anna Rubanova, and Brett White with Aaron Burdette, Amy Whitehouse, and Frank Hejl Written by (in page order): Brett White, David Bluvband, Jon Gutierrez, Jason Saenz, Cody Lindquist, Jon Bershad, Adam Bozarth, John Timothy, Geoff Garlock, Curtis Retherford, Pat Baer, Aaron Burdette, Claire C Downs, Damian Chadwick, Timmy Wood, Frank Hejl & Kelso Norris, Anna Rubanova, John Robert Wilson, Justin Tyler, Alex Zalben, Rachael Mason, and Matt Little Opening act: Rob Stern Script produced by Brett White and Matt Little. Live tech by Sharon Spell Recorded live at the UCB East Theatre (March 7, 2013, 11pm). www.LeftHandedRadio.com | [email protected] | 413-547-1055

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11. Sequel Machine: "Spider-Man 4" with Jeremy Bent, Aaron Burdette, Taylor Moore, and Cathryn Mudon

Sequel Machine:

Left Handed Radio and Matt and Brett Love Comics present The Sequel Machine. The Sequel Machine recruits 25 writers to write the sequels for film's biggest franchises one page at a time. The catch is, the writers only get to read the page before theirs in a round-robin, exquisite corpse style. The end result is a hilarious, twisted, and as coherent as any misquided Hollywood sequel. This month: Spider-Man 4. Performed by: Adam Bozarth, Dan Chamberlain, Matt Little, Anna Rubanova, Jeremy Bent, Aaron Burdette, Taylor Moore, Cathryn Mudon, and Brett White Written by: Brett White, Aaron Burdette, Frank Hejl, Anna Rubanova, Adam Bozarth, Jason Saenz, Taylor Moore, Dan Chamberlain, Beth Appel, Ben Stadler, Ari Scott, Kerry McGuire, Mike Scollins, Dru Johnston, Katey Healy-Wurzburg, John Freiler, Jon Bershad, Chris Schell, Chris Wilkes, Dave Bluvband, Kevin Hines, Will Hines, Erik Tanouye, and Matt Little Opening act: Michael Hartney as esoteric comic-book comedian Nicky Gold See the next Sequel Machine show live: Dark Knight 4. UCB Theater East, 3rd Street & Avenue A. Thursday, September 6th, 7:30 PM Presented by Left Handed Radio and Matt and Brett Love Comics. Script produced by Brett White and Matt Little. Check out photos from the show by Curtis Retherford. Artwork by MRTIM, author of Our Valued Customers

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12. Sequel Machine: "Die Hard 6" with Shannon Coffey and Josh Ruben

Sequel Machine:

Every month, The Sequel Machine recruits 25 writers to write the sequels for film's biggest franchises one page at a time. The catch is, the writers only get to read the page before theirs in a round-robin, exquisite corpse style. The end result is a hilarious, twisted, and as coherent as any misquided Hollywood sequel. This month: Die Hard 6. Performed by: Adam Bozarth, Dan Chamberlain, Matt Little, Anna Rubanova, and Brett White with Shannon Coffey and Josh Ruben as John McClane Script produced by Brett White and Matt Little. Written by (in page order): Brandon Gulya, Matt Little, Jason Saenz, Kerry McGuire, Jason Shebiro, Brett White, Ari Scott, Michael Hartney, Dylan Snowden, Dustin Drury, Siobhan Thompson, Mike Still, Nate Kushner, Jeff Rubin, Anna Rubanova, Katey Healy-Wurzburg, Jon Gabrus, Justin Tyler, Jon Bershad, Dave Bluvband, John Timothy, and Adam Bozarth Opening act: Casey Jost with Shannon Coffey, Rob Michael Hugel, and Lisa Kleinman  Live tech by Sharon Spell Recorded live at the UCB East Theatre (February 7, 2013, 11pm). www.LeftHandedRadio.com | [email protected] | 413-547-1055

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13. Sequel Machine: "Last Ten Pages Of Breaking Bad" with Tim Martin, Josh Ruben, and Lauren Adams

Sequel Machine:

The Sequel Machine recruits amazing comedy writers to write the sequels for film's biggest franchises one page at a time. The catch is, the writers only get to read the page before theirs in a round-robin, exquisite corpse style. The end result is a hilarious, twisted, and as coherent as any misguided Hollywood sequel. This time, we set our sights on television's most anticipated finale: The Last Ten Pages of Breaking Bad. Starring Tim Martin as Walter White and Josh Ruben as Jesse Pinkman with Lauren Adams, Adam Bozarth, Carl Foreman, Jr., Anna Rubanova, and Brett White Written by (in page order): Adam Bozarth, Mike Scollins, Laura Willcox, Brett White, Dru Johnston, Michael Hartney, Anna Rubanova, Aaron Burdette, Mike Still, and Matt Little. Live tech by Alex Adan. Special thanks to Nate Dern and Achilles Stamatelaky. Recorded live at the UCB Theatre Chelsea at the Heisenberg & Friends Variety Hour (Thursday, September 26, 9:30pm). Watch on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEx__RPdgXs

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14. Sequel Machine: "9thmare on Elm Street" with Jeremy Bent, Kathy Salerno, Nicole Byer, Laura Willcox

Sequel Machine:

Every month, The Sequel Machine recruits 25 writers to write the sequels for film's biggest franchises one page at a time. The catch is, the writers only get to read the page before theirs in a round-robin, exquisite corpse style. The end result is a hilarious, twisted, and as coherent as any misquided Hollywood sequel. This month: 9thmare on Elm Street. Performed by: Adam Bozarth, Dan Chamberlain, Matt Little, Anna Rubanova, Brett White, Jeremy Bent, Kathy Salerno, Nicole Byer, and Laura Willcox See the next Sequel Machine show live: Harry Potter 9 3/4. UCB Theatre East, 3rd Street & Avenue A. Thursday, November 1st, 11:00 PM Script produced by Brett White and Matt Little. Written by: Matt Little, Damian Chadwick, Jason Flowers, Geoff Garlock, Jon Gutierrez, Jon Bershad, Nick Kanellis, Julia Hynes, Ari Scott, Frank Hejl, Beth Appel, Halle Kiefer, Kevin Hines, Bridgid Ryan, Tom Reynolds, Brett White, Michael Hartney, Anna Rubanova, Jeremy Bent, Mike Still, Matt Klinman, Jim Santangeli, Aaron Burdette, Ryan Karels, and Adam Bozarth Opening act: Frank Hejl as Orson Welles and Josh Ruben as Joaquin Pheonix

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15. "Youth Is Officially Gone" with Will Hines, Mike Scollins, and Ben Warheit

On this episode: Olmec from "Legends of the Hidden Temple" shills for life insurance, Mitch has a points system for Facebook, Crazy Eddie does whatever his cousin tells him, Malvo wanted to grow up and be a deer, adults try to play "Star Wars," DadzBop, the mysterious three-day hangover, and Springtide Cryonics Institute promises you'll stay Forever 29. Plus, voicemail RSVPs for our 30th birthday. This episode is sponsored by Audible.com. Left Handed Radio is written and performed by Adam Bozarth, Matt Little, Anna Rubanova, and Brett White with Will Hines, Mike Scollins, and Ben Warheit. Do you have your own question about how to live your life right? Ask Herb from Pittsburgh! Dial 413-547-1055 and leave a voicemail with your question and Herb will answer on a future episode of the show. Original music by Dan Warren

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16. "Truest Crime"

On this episode: Making a Murderer Mystery Date, search engine history is admitted into evidence, and the top 20 Public Enemies from gangland Chicago. Left Handed Radio is written and performed by Adam Bozarth, Anna Rubanova, and Brett White. Watch ‘PodToons,’ our original cartoon series on Above Average Network here: bit.ly/NjY0ko Original music by Dan Warren. www.LeftHandedRadio.com | [email protected] facebook.com/LeftHandedRadio | @LeftHandedRadio 413-547-1055

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17. Sequel Machine: "Hobbit 4" with John Timothy and Jeremy Bent

Sequel Machine:

Every month, The Sequel Machine recruits 25 writers to write the sequels for film's biggest franchises one page at a time. The catch is, the writers only get to read the page before theirs in a round-robin, exquisite corpse style. The end result is a hilarious, twisted, and as coherent as any misquided Hollywood sequel. This month: Hobbit 4. Performed by: Adam Bozarth, Dan Chamberlain, Matt Little, Anna Rubanova, Brett White, John Timothy, and Jeremy Bent Script produced by Brett White and Matt Little. See the next Sequel Machine show live: Die Hard 6. UCB Theatre East, 3rd Street & Avenue A. Thursday, February 7th, 11:00 PM Written By: Adam Bozarth, Kevin Hines, Erik Tanouye, Kerry McGuire, Michael Hartney, Claire Downs, Matt Little, Chris Scott, Aaron Burdette, Jason Shebiro, Alex Zalben, Alan Starzinski, Ari Scott, Dylan Snowden, Kirk Damato, Anna Rubanova, Rachael Mason, Will Hines, Mike Still, Jon Gutierrez, Jonathan LaPearl, Cody Lindquist, Timmy Wood, Leila Cohan-Miccio, and Brett White  Opening act: Nate Kushner. Download a bonus song by Nate Kusher, "Six Foot Party Sub" Download Dan Warren's "Ballad of Bilbo Baggins" here. www.LeftHandedRadio.com | [email protected] | 413-547-1055

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18. "Hungry for Suspense" with Brandon Scott Jones

This month on the show: a gum that can give you ultimate flavor sensations, working at the Fashion Bug returns counter can make a gal sassy, the marketing integration seminar will be held on no floor at all, Greg needs a character witness, a bathroom attendant offers up more than a towel, some authors will blurb anything, Taylor's wifi is incredibly secure, the "S" in "PSA" stands for "Street", and the term "doom brood" is defined for the court. This month's show was written and performed by Adam Bozarth, Dan Chamberlain, Matt Little, Taylor Moore, and Anna Rubanova, with special guest appearence by Brandon Scott Jones All original music by Dan Warren. Check out his podcast, The International House of Dancakes. www.LeftHandedRadio.com | [email protected] | 413-547-1055

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19. "Gettin' Hungry" with Jeremy Bent, David Bluvband, Dan Hodapp and many more

On this episode: Old Boyfriend’s Tomato Sauce, a mad scientist seeks funding for his death ray, a plea from your friend Janet to visit Far Rockaway, the Food Network’s new show “Slay Bobby Flay,” an important medical device recall, a fun sandwich from Tammy’s Subway, phone sex at the pharmacy, and Wolverine’s Bar & Grill. Left Handed Radio is written and performed by Adam Bozarth, Matt Little, Anna Rubanova, and Brett White with Jason Gore and Brandon Scott Wolf and our special guests Kristin Bartlett, Jeremy Bent, David Bluvband, and Dan Hodapp Watch ‘PodToons,’ our original cartoon series on Above Average Network here: bit.ly/NjY0ko Original music by Dan Warren. www.LeftHandedRadio.com | [email protected] facebook.com/LeftHandedRadio | @LeftHandedRadio 413-547-1055

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20. "Rainbow Party" with Dave Bluvband and TJ Del Reno

On this episode: Dan disappears, we visit the planetarium, Dogworthy thinks he's people, the stage manager at World Wide Wrestling leaves some voicemails, lots of fun contest at the Clearfield Nightwatchman baseball game, the Pinterest Podcasterist, the Dungeons and Dragons Invitational on Clearfield Sports Network, Herb from Pittsburgh answers Paul from Portland's Facebook question, Blendy's new breakfast menu, Sybil the co-dependant parrot, and two rugged dudes share what could be their last moment together. Left Handed Radio is written and performed by Adam Bozarth, Dan Chamberlain, Matt Little, and Anna Rubanova, and Brett White with guest performers Dave Bluvband and TJ Del Reno and additional material by Stephanie Bencin. This episode brought to you by Audible. Download any audiobook for free by visiting audiblepodcast.com/lefthanded. Get more cultured and help support our show! Do you have your own question about how to live your life right? Ask Herb from Pittsburgh! Dial 413-547-1055 and leave a voicemail with your question and Herb will answer on a future episode of the show. Original music by Dan Warren.

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